[Inspired from a how to prompt]
How to find the right guy
1. Do not go to the search engine on google
2. Go to your towns finest bar
look for the one in the corner
"Usual sitting by himself"
instead of ordering beer
They're ordering water or wine
3. Look for short conversations
signifying interest but suppressing feelings
never knowing what the night will bring so shyness steps in
try to avoid the drunkenly stupid ones that do nothing but mumble && spill beer all night
4. Don’t look for features but instead vocabulary
allow words to connect you instead of drives
honor your intelligence and don’t be over powered by ah i got you bitch
5. Wait.........
6. Make the first move
commit to the first 60 seconds before minutes
see if the eyes are more shocked by your smile than appearance
7. If he tells your the one he's be waiting for and never met somebody as quite as you
Fucking RUN
But if he equips to compliments like oh do you like this song
Or 3 words before saying well nice to meet you
grab his name
8. He's the one
perpendicular to parallel number exchange on napkins instead of phones
but don’t rush to call
Wait to you randomly happen to see him again at the local grocery store or laundry mat
not bar or bodega
because places like that symbolizes he has some forum of hygiene
9. Be willing to write in his journal
for while he plays records instead of hot 97
Classics and art is made to look as his first lady
10. You found the right one
He's not eager nor an alcoholic
he's dependent and enjoy the finer things in life
he's masculine but yet feminem
not afraid to show his inner softness
While being classy && still up to date
so if you find a man like this let him jump feet first in your pocket && never wash the pants he's in again
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